Is that candy?
Yes, it’s a necklace. Made out of candy. You want one?
Dammit man, I’m the Doctor. (x)
Stand Like This for 2 Minutes Per Day
No, for real, though—this is a thing. Not sure about the science behind it, but it makes me feel fancy and powerful regardless. I highly recommend it.
There actually is legit science behind this. In fact, here’s an entire TED Talk about the science behind it, and the confidence-related chemicals that your brain produces JUST BY YOU STANDING LIKE THIS.
The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994
It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?”
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA
damn right whoa
"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"
ok since everyone seems to like these type these words into the tag box and see what comes up 1st, here’s another one!!
I like these way too much.
what r u trying to do lil partner
I just saw something…
LOOK AT THAT SECOND TO LAST GIF
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AND TELL ME DEAN DOESN’T CARE ABOUT CAS
LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HE’S INDIFFERENT
LOOK AT IT AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY CAS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROBLEM SOLVER, A SOLDIER, A DEUS EX MACHINA TO HIM
I WILL BITE OFF MY OWN TONGUE AND SPIT IT IN YOUR FACE